Heard a strange noise the other day. Turns out it was my landlord fixing our drainpipe. He was up a ladder at roof height, on his own, in the rain. He’s 75.
“I noticed the downpipe has come disconnected from the gutter …” he said. I didn’t point out that he was the one who disconnected it when he “fixed” out outside security lights 18 months ago (one of which still doesn’t work).